um, dont be bullshittin tombout “man that nigga Tomo simpin’ like shit” negro all guys think this way im just trill enough to say that ish! I can count my lies on 1 hand, and thats ree’tawk!
So im watchin this show on MTV about being in the Friend Zone and blah blah blah. Lowkey its kinda interesting but I often wonder if the Friend Zone really exist in the first place. Remember in my previous article “A Ride or Die B*tch (6/7/11)” when I said “ If this girl has all of the characteristics of a true BEST FRIEND (loyal, honest, caring, helpful, interesting, etc) and (and this is a big “AND”) if she’s attractive, then duh nigga you gon try to get on “that” at one point in yahlls relationship as friends!” Well yea, this statement has been reaffirmed to the max! Dont get it twisted girls can be my friends and what not but my question is how does one get put into the friend zone?… honestly, I have a fear of the Friend Zone. The idea of me having strong feelings for someone that I cant get because she wants us to be “friends” bothers me mayne! YAHLL THIS IS REAL TOMO TALK! THIS ISH IS EXCLUSIVE! (I have to be the trillest nigga at Mason lol). But foreal it does.. it does. Thats probably why I’m not inviting to the idea of being close friends with a shawty, because God forbidd I have deep feelings for her and she’s like “um… no. lets just be friends you bitch ass, hoe ass, booty ass nigga!” (And yes, it would sound and FEEL just like that). Just a random Tomo Fact fo’ ya beeeitch ass’es! Articles coming soon.
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